My feet are big
My nose is Red
My hair is colored on my head
My smile is painted on my face
And every time I go someplace
People stop to look at me
A clown they yell
I turn real quick to look and see
And then I realize that clown is me.

"You really are the funny guy. Porgie the Clown raises the bar for good clean fun, with entertainment that's original, dynamic, and utterly hilarious - captivating and humoring kids from ages 1 to 100."

- Jill Shaffer D'Andrea

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Some games and activities that the kids will love.

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Entertaining children ages 0-100 for over 27 years.

His laugh is contagious, his wit second to none!

His balloons will amaze you, Porgie is #1.

Porgie offers family-friendly magic shows, side-splitting jokes, quick wit, and award-winning balloons creations for all occasions.

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